The covers of this book are too far apart.
Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
Pray, verb: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Marriage, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.